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The Vending Machine

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TrueChaoS, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. michalpatryk
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    -After some time, you realise strange program named Utorrent. You open it, and see some files. You open then too. Theres a file called "For_You.asm. In shoot of trusting, you open it. Then, you printer starts to print something. After 30 seconds, you see that your bottle printed some kind of 3d bottle. When you try to take out the picture, it becomes very heavy, and the bottle is coming out of the page! You catch it, and realise that you have original, five centuries old bottle of pirate rum! Theres note at description: "Here be some help in next event, how ye call it? A 'Hackerspace'? Whatever matey, take 'tis as ye rew ard!"-

    *I put a note 'I want to read Calix backstory' into the maschine, patiently waiting what will come out of it.*
     
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    *The machine pops out a script for a new movie, called "Calix", then it spits out a shitload of puppets, games, and other merchandise*

    *Puts his worst enemy in the machine*
     
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    : screams as Gorge Bush Jr pops out. Shoots him in the head like one would do to a zombie. :

    : puts in a supper angry cat :
     
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    *hears a loud meeeeoooowwww and then a lot of hissing when cat lady comes out and starts throwing cats around* YEWHAWHAHWHA

    *throws in the simpsons*
     
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    *Shrieks at Homer and runs away*

    *Sends 33 messengers to insert themselves*
     
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    I actually had a bit of her backstory on FaceRig's forums, but you can't get to it right now =/

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    Unfortunately, the messengers all try to insert themselves at the same time, jamming up the machine. Sensing the clog, the vending machine grows and eats the 33 messengers, then goes on a rampage through Tokyo.

    -climbs onto the rampaging vending machine and inserts a Remedy-
     
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    -Receives an empty bottle from a now-calm vending machine-

    -Inserts 500 mismatched socks with one matching pair-
     
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    *251 rainbow-colored socks drop out neatly folded*

    *puts in a minecraft cactus on a block of sand*
     
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    *Green dye is coming out*

    -puts starsector game-
     
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    *Hears a rumble, then a lot of bleeping. A space suit pops out, but thats it. Apparently the machine doesnt give more yet*

    *Puts an AI (artificial intelligence) in the vending machine*
     
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    *When you patiently lurks for something happen, you fall a little bit asleep, and closes your eyes for a minute. When you opens them again, because of beeing woked up by some kind of rumble you see a transformers! It turns out that his a decepticon, and he tries to kill you. Thankfuly, you managed to escape*

    -I put an cup with printed Diablo III theme on it.-
     
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    *Finds cup filled with three tiny men named Diablo*

    *Inserts Little Women*
     
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    The vending machine misinterprets what you are inserting and begins to pump out an army of tiny women, which proceeds to sweep the world, kicking everyone in the shins.

    -inserts an arrow to the knee meme-
     
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    *Casper the friendly ghost flees out the back, "running" for the evil Ghostly Trio*

    *To stick with the theme, puts in a proton pack)
     
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    _Holy bible is coming out, along side with holy water, everything on gigantic cross_

    *Put a schrodinger cat*
     
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    *Pushes buttons, hears a rumble, but the cat refuses to get out. A black hole appears and the vending machine disappears with the cat and a new vending machine magically appears out of thin air*

    *Puts a Japanese fiendish puzzle inside*
     
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    : out pops someone that went insane trying to do that puzzle. :

    : puts in catnip :
     
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    *pulls out some weird leaf things and gets mauled by cats*

    *inserts Nyan Cat*
     
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    : watches as the machine fart out rainbow dust :

    : shaves in some C4 clogging the rainbow dust. :
     

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